I think it’s time to sleaze
up the proceedings and run my book campaign through the ‘Marketing Guru-izer’. Countless
people turn to the advice of these glorious self-proclaimed maharishis of the
marketing world, and it’s about time I used their techniques on my own promotion
efforts.
Here’s the result. If this
doesn’t persuade you to buy the book, then we truly live in a sad world - one
where people refuse to be taken in by shady marketing techniques.
***
LEARN IT. EARN IT. CONQUER
IT.
…with Supervillain: The Concise
Guide, the bestselling literary property from the hottest new British author Ras Ashcroft!
Testimonials:
"Within hours of reading the book, I started up my first
new company and got in touch with a Swiss bank. THANK YOU RAS."
"I’m not seeing great results from Glenn Beck and his
Goldline scheme, but I am POSITIVE that this fresh new life paradigm from Ras
Ashcroft will suit my needs."
"Couldn’t put it down. Mostly because my son made me flip
through it at gunpoint after reading it himself, but that shows initiative and
I’m proud of him AND Ras!"
"There was a great deal of synergy between my eyes and
this book."
Hi there! I’m Ras
Ashcroft.
I’m an ordinary person
just like you. I have a wife who bakes apple pie and a son who plays baseball. I
used to be stuck in a boring, dead-end job, where the highlight of my day was
delivering fresh coffee to a bunch of fat cats in a stuffy boardroom. My life
was going nowhere.
But that was all destined
to change.
The world has not been the
same since the Arab Spring. It has highlighted the power of ordinary people,
who can go on to achieve great things. I thought to myself - why couldn’t I be
one of those people? Why couldn’t I learn, earn and conquer? LEARN IT, EARN IT,
CONQUER IT! That’s the origin of my message.
By shifting the business
paradigm, thinking outside the box, reaching for that pie in the sky,
synergizing my efficiencies, using Web 2.0 and striking while the iron was hot,
I could eat that elephant one bite at a time.
With Ras' book, I earned billions in mere hours! |
Order my book now and you
will receive $290,000 dollars worth of information in one neat little 99 cent
package including:
- How to use synergy
- Becoming rich - some may possibly hit $10,000 in hours!
- Using Web 2.0 to interface with your minions
- Learning that superheroes are superZEROES - and how not to fall into that trap
- How to wear a Bluetooth headset and walk around like a WINNER
- Learning from failure while failing to fail in future failures
- Synergizing your synergy
You will also receive
PREMIER PLATINUM STAR LEVEL 8 ACCESS to my special webinars. After briefly
talking about my books, I will unlock further secrets in the supervillain ‘rainbow’.
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